Oh boy! The mongrel have found me! And now they’re begging for my attention. Well what are you going to do to get it? Would you like the toilet bowl? Crawl on all fours naked around the park? Dress like a pig and roll around in mud? The endless possibilities to show your worthiness, yet here you stand… empty handed…fully clothed…not one speck of gratitude. This is why you’re beneath me. This is why I wouldn’t even spit in your direction. I wouldn’t even want to crack jokes on that Schmeichel of a dick! Unless…. You can show me why you’re worth the headache.