Of course, in every single one of my classes I have to sit next to the most annoying boy in the entire school. Can you please just shut up for one second so I can hear what the teacher is saying for once? Even the teacher won’t tell you to shush, and it’s driving me nuts! At this point, I’m just going to take matters into my own hands, shrink you down into a tiny little man and shove you deep into my pencil case that way you can no longer bother me!