Your sexual interests have gotten more and more hardcore over time, haven't they? You've delved deeper into taboo with every time you peruse porn now. Normal things don't get you off anymore. (I suspect they never have.) And here you are, face first with the nadir of your sexual obsessions. Here you are, wishing that I could drop a deuce on you. How funny that you've ended up here! I'm not surprised really. You might tell me that it's just a one-time thing, that you'll never think about it ever again... but I know better. I know what you are. You're a toilet bitch. And you're MY toilet bitch now.