Another lonely Valentine's Day for you, huh? Surely you didn't think I was going to be your Valentine? I've actually got a fun little suggestion for you on this lonely holiday. Instead of trying to fuck women, how about you try fucking men for a change? After all, they're horndogs with low expectations like you. It could be fun! A little bisexual temptation never hurt anyone. A little cock in your ass and dick in your mouth would probably be good for your lonely holes...