Remember that night where I was meant to go out with you and your best friend, the one where you cancelled because you had something ‘important’ come up? Well, he still joined me and I can see why you like him so much, but he couldn’t believe you’d leave us both hanging. To be honest, he thinks you’re a bit of a douche for doing that, but don’t worry we ensured the night wasn’t completely ruined – dare you actually watch and find out just what we got up to while you stayed at home playing computer games?