Its that time of the year white boi. you know the time when I push you to the edge. Work you to the bone. It's the time when melanin is all you'll consume. Black porn. Paying your Unfriendly Black Hottie. Worshiping Black. Under strict Black reign. Its really the most wonderful time of the year, and in order for it to be all that it can be, I'm going to give you some expectations. you don't want to disappoint Me this year white boi.