A guy your age shouldn't be sitting around at home all day and night. Why are you not out dating and having tons of sex? I know you spend a lot of your time masturbating. Don't worry, you can talk to me about these things, I'm your Step-Mom, I don't mind at all. In fact, I want to help you with your dating life. I just can't figure out why you are single. Well, I do have a theory. I think it could be the size of your cock. Why don't you show it to me and I'll let you know. Oh boy. Yup, that's definitely the reason you are single. I kinda figured that was it. I actually bought you a few things on my way home today. Now these things won't help you get laid, but I think they will shift your priorities...do you trust me?