Omg, FINALLY, I have some time to just sit by the pool today. Lucky you... Because you are going to take care of my everything today. You are going to pay for my entertainment, my loafing, my indulgence... all of the things I want, straight from your wallet. But, this is how this is supposed to go! You ARE supposed to give me everything I want, isn't that right? That is your goal... your duty... your existence. Yes, yes, exactly just like that. Fund this excellent day of rest for me.