Oh, my dear little pumper, welcome to the ultimate DDoS attack on your pathetic, weak brain. Goddess Goldy here, and I'm about to flood your system with so much spiraling, gooning malware that your only function will be to serve, stroke, and surrender to my every whim. You thought you had control? Think again. I'm hacking into the deepest, darkest corners of your mind, planting my command codes deep within your psyche, making you my addicted, drooling jerkaholic.