You’re a complete and utter FAILURE. Growing up, you’re taught to get good grades, go to college, find a nice girl and settle down to have a f@mily. Sure, you’ve done some of these things, but does that stop you from being a massive disappointment to everyone around you? Nope! You’ve found yourself down the rabbit hole of a porn addiction you can’t quit. With a tiny dick to boot. Sure you got good grades and went to college. But on the social front? You’ve always been a LOSER! Laughed at, ridiculed, dateless. And now here you are. working a good pay job. And instead of going out, living your best life, you’re stuck at home, jerking your pathetic little cock to the very girls who destroyed you. You’re so throughly addicted that you’ve cashed out your retirement, spent our savings, and wracked up credit card debt, all to fuel your obsession. Stroking away the years of rejection, you’ve turned your inferiority into something new, something that makes you feel good. Paying hot girls! Funding their lives! You’ve pledged pussy free because you’re a FAILURE.