I'm tanning and some kind of bug keeps flying around me, buzzing around my phone, feet, body... At this point the bug is annoying me quite a bit and I've had enough! It doesn't want to go fly off to some other tanning boy? Fine, then so be it! I sit up, raise my palms, and catch it after a few attempts. Now the bug wants to get away since it's caught! Too bad. I'm not planning on letting it go. No! Since it kept insisting on being so close... The only place it's going is in my mouth and swallowed. Before the bug knows it, it finds itself trapped inside my hot, sticky mouth and it can't get away. Down it goes! Now I can get back to tanning in peace!