What are you doing for Valentine's day? Hm, let me rephrase that: What do you THINK you're doing for Valentine's day? Spending the day with your wife? HA. Let me tell you what you're actually going to do: You're going to blow off those plans and spend the ENTIRE. DAY. worshiping my ass instead. You're going to fuck your marriage to be my good little ass slave. And you're going to love it.