My Son is hiding a secret from me.. from his very own Mommy! He has me believing this big lie that he's gay.. but tonight he admits it's all fake.. fake just to get closer to me. I mean.. of course I haven't been worried about covering up around him.. my womanly body obviously doesn't turn him on if he's into guys! We go clothes shopping together where he treats me to expensive gifts.. he showers me in affection and attention and he's always up for a movie night with Mommy.. actually.. maybe I knew it all along.. deep down.. that my gay Son isn't gay at all.. he made it all up just so he'd get to fool me into letting my personal and sexual guard down.. what a clever CLEVER boy he is..