Attention HOMOS! Guess what I'm holding in my hand? It's a registry of my 2024 faggot pledges. I've made up my list of cocksluts, checked it twice, and now I'm going to read the names of ALL my 2024 faggots aloud. That includes YOU, faggot! If you're on this list, you're a faggot. And you WILL get fucked by cock this year. How will you feel when you hear your name read aloud? When I tease you about how totally gay you're going to be for me, how you'll take cock and swallow cum like a full blown homosexual? When I tell the world about the faggot future that awaits you this year? You'll feel like such a total fucking faggot that you'll be able to taste the cock in your mouth already.