Do Something About The Wifey "Issue"

I've reached the end of the road. I've had enough of sharing you with a bitch that can't compare. It's insulting. It's time for you and I to come with a solution to this little Wifey "Issue" you have. I know between the two of us, we can come up with something... something permeant. I want Wifey out of the picture forever, so I can finally have all of you.