Let's be real, there's a right and wrong way to be fat. The right way of being fat is all about having a huge ass and tits, with a flat stomach. Thick in all the right ways. But it looks like I've eaten myself into the wrong kind of fat. My belly sticks out far past my tits, my thighs are filled with cellulite, my arms jiggle whenever I move them, and I've got a couple of double chins. I'm not a BBW, I'm just a pure lardass. Helplessly fat. It's a bit shameful, isn't it? I've got curves, but they're covered in fat; look at my massive muffin top. I hope you like real fatties, and not just curvy BBW's, because I'm the ultimate fatty. **** Clip features: muffin top, tiny bikini, belly jiggling, light shame elements, mention of body comparison