Custom: I love my long distance boyfriend, but lately he's been so distant. I was relieved when he called for our 3-year anniversary, or so I thought. He completely forgot about it, and even cut the phone call short. I call my friend and tell her I have a feeling that he's about to breakup with me, and I'm getting desperate. She tells me about a very unusual love spell. Fart on pieces of bread, and feed it to the person you want to fall in love with you. It's crazy, but I'm desperate, and love makes you do crazy things. I have nothing to lose, so why not. I give it my all with each piece of bread. Did my boyfriend eat the bread? Did he notice anything was off? Did he fall in love with me or end things? Only one way to find out!