I call you into the bathroom and explain to you that I'm having trouble taking a dump. It just won't come out! I need your tongue to loosen up my asshole and get all the farts out so I can finally relieve myself! I'm sooo blocked and nothing but farts keep coming out of me. Don't complain, just get your mouth down there and lick and suck on my asshole like a good little toilet. I don't care if you think it's stinky and dirty. Do your job properly and soothe your goddess' anus so she can empty her bowels peacefully. Keep suckng down those farts. I'm almost there! ohh! Omg! Finally, it's coming out!! Listen to it filling up the toilet bowl. That's going to be your dinner!!! Now get your tongue back in here and clean it up. Lick up all the extra bits of waste (SIMULATED) and enjoy your snack. That's all you're good for! Is it clean?? Good! Now get out of my sight!