What the fuck you doing on the floor you filthy pervert. You were hoping for a glimpse of my arse and I know why. You want to be my toilet, my dirty waste eater. I'm going to piss on you first and it's going to be bright orange and stink as I'm dehydrated. I then want you gagging on my log of waste, finally wiping my curry waste all over your face as you are my toilet roll.