Eww, what’s this? Loser decided to sneak in? That’s not a good look, how gross! It lurked my social media and saw I was going to get pizza with my girlfriends and wanted to catch a glimpse of us when we got back! Sneaking into my room is disgusting. I’ll give you a bite… of my leftover pizza! It can eat it from its food bowl, THE TOILET! But only after I add my special Goddess seasoning to it, my hot stream of pee! That’s what loser gets for creeping in. It will never get to come back unless it finishes every bite!