Today is such a happy time for so many couples. But not for you. Why did you expect things to be different this year? You are the same useless man, and I am the same wife who goes out with different guys each Valentine's Day. You are going to spend this day alone with your hand, watching porn and thinking of me. I will be out having fun with my newest boy toy, and maybe I'll tell you how I spent the night when I return home.