Oh, look at you, so helplessly drawn to the allure of my perfect ass. You're an "Ass-Holic," aren't you? You try to resist, but every curve, every inch, pulls you back in. You tell yourself, "Just one more look," but we both know you can't break free. You're addicted and I love it. You know, I could pretend to help you, but why would I? It's so much more fun to see you spiral further. So go ahead, feed your addiction. Spiral deeper into your obsession, your craving for my divine ass. After all, we wouldn't want you to break free, now would we?