You no longer exist. All that matters is the perfection and divinity of my Almighty Asshole. It is an amazing ecstatic feeling to worship my glorious ass. I establish my Almighty Ass as Supreme God of the Universe and you will surrender yourself now and forever to my glorious ass. As I bare my ass you will behold your Savior. Repeat After Me: Glorious Ass of Kelle, I give you my life, my mind, my soul. You will ponder the mysteries and perfection of my holy left cheek, my holy right cheek, and the Supreme God of All - My ultimate Divine Asshole. You will pledge your entire being to the service of the perfection of the majesty of my glorious, almighty, perfect most divine and radiant asshole. You will receive instruction for weekly worship services and be known now and forever as my slave, my property, my devout ass servant.