Alone again on Valentine’s Day? What have I been telling you? You’re destined for rejection. Obviously you aren’t going to have a real Valentine’s day with an actual date and sex. You’re going to be home alone watching Me. I’m your only Valentine always and forever. Calling yourself My virtual valentine is a privilege which must be earned. This clip will relieve your wallet in the way you have been craving. You love stroking and spending and feeling the rush of being My virtual valentine. Treat yourself. This is the Valentine’s Day you deserve. Light some candles, get on your knees, and open your wallet.