[custom] You really thought you would celebrate Valentine’s day with a date like normal people? Don’t be fucking stupid. You and I both know you’re a fucking loser, a total reject that only gets DENIED and LAUGHED at. You really thought I’d say yes if you asked me out? Not in this universe, ugly! I make fun of you for being such a pathetic, lonely reject who can only find love in a lotion filled space in his fist. I know you’re going to jerk your dick to feel less rejected, but we both know it won’t work. You LOVE that a bitch like me will deny you time and time again. That’s why you’re so turned on now and that’s why you’re going to keep pumping your lonely Valentine’s Day- and the rest of the year- away!