I'm pretty positive you didn't plan on getting any action this Valentine's Day anyway... but just in case you did, cancel that. Being My simp means being available whenever I tell you to be and this year I want you all to Myself. That wallet, those balls, and your happiness will all be controlled by Me. I'll decide if you're getting lucky or even getting any attention at all. Work hard little loser, make yourself memorable for once.
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