As if you needed a reminder. The very notion is laughable. You’re so completely and utterly addicted to mindlessly stroking your cock to porn. As if you could go a day without stroking your cock. You’re horny and weak from the moment you wake up, constantly consumed by the urge to pump your cock, to mindlessly edge and to goon away. And I’m here to ensure you’ll be kept in this weak, mindless state forever. As my perfect body mesmerises you, my words sink into your head, it’s clear I am everything you need. So, stroke your cock, goon away for me, embrace your addiction, gooner.