I'm about to cook something delicious for you today, but I'm a bit distracted by this huge machine in our kitchen... What is it? Is it something that'll help my with cooking? Or not all? I'm way to curious to not try it, so I'm trying this kitchen robot machine. Apparently it's just my fucking machine that you've put right here, I'm trying some different positions on it and I get to orgasm! Ok, I really need to start cooking now!