You've disappointed me, Pig; you're not gaining fast enough. I need your body heavy and hanging with lard. That gut sagging over your cock as it inches its way towards your knees. A giant slab of pure fat. I need you pinned down by your own weight. How are we going to rectify this dire situation? How do we make you gain fast enough to satisfy my desire? We've tried stuffing you with copious amounts of greasy, fattening fast food. It's just not enough. What we need is the funnel.