Valentines is the perfect reminder of which box you fall into - Some spend it in intimate celebrations with their loved ones, some celebrate their conic single lifestyle, and some commemorate their pathetic, lonely, loser existence! Odds are, you couldn’t get a valentine even if you tried. But the funny part is you wouldn't want to! Being right here is the peak of your sex life, love life, and miserable being. This IS you Valentine's date, lowlife bitch. And you LOVE it!