We're about to go live, and I'm having words with my producer. I'm a serious TV presenter! If the costume department keep putting me in these short, tight skirts, people are going to get the wrong idea about me. And people might see up my skirt when I sit down. It's ridiculous. I'm a conservative woman, not some bimbo! Once we go live, I start interviewing an inventor who's created a party game with a remote control that makes people do silly, embarrassing things. He points it at me, but nothing happens. Except, wait a minute, my right hand keeps trying to pull my skirt up. What's going on? Then, it starts trying to tug down my tan pantyhose from under my skirt. While I'm on LIVE TV! Somebody stop this! I'm going to end up naked in front of the whole crew and the audience watching at home if somebody doesn't DO SOMETHING! Help! I'm not a nude model, I'm a SERIOUS TV PRESENTER!!