I know this is kind of fucked up because it Valentines Day and you just spent so much money on you but I’m breaking up with you. It’s pretty obvious why, right? You couldn’t have possibly have thought that tiny little dick would kept me satisfied long, could you? I’ll tell you what, I’ll let you stick around but I’m not going to pretend you are my boyfriend. I’m not ever going to pretend we are dating. You’re My space. That’s it.