Aww are you alone again? Is Valentine's day just another day for you? Its ok I'm here to keep you company. I hereby solemnly swear to make this the best Valentine's Day you've ever had. Our time together will simply be unforgettable. If you feel like you've suffered enough under the crushing weight of having a small penis and an unlikeable personality I'm here to offer a small escape and maybe even a release. I'm here to help you understand a lot of things...like why you're alone tonight and why I haven't responded to any of your messages. I promise I'll be nice. This isn't a rip off at all. Just look at the title; I'm telling you exactly what to expect hehe.