I know you've been trying to get my attention. You want to become my valentine. Well I'm only into BIG, soft and plump bodies. So you'll have to gain and get fat for me. High carb and high calories should get you there in no time if you're really dedicated. And wouldn't it be sweet if you ate some of my fattening faves to gain for me? Mmm, I'm so excited for you to taste my faves and see your gains