Cupid visits you to help you find your true love. She knows you've been single for awhile, jerking off because you can't get any pussy. Cupid shoots her bow and arrow and hits you in the hand. Come to find out, your soulmate is your hand. Cupid points and laughs at you and humiliates you. You're destined to be a hand fucker forever. You'll never have a woman to disappoint or call your valentine. Your hand is your valentine for life.