My name is doctor Poison and I am your new dietician, let me give you a little health exam your red water pressure is a big high, but I wouldn't expect any less... Look.. I know you have been in and out of dieticians offices.. but I am not like any other dietician.. I am not going to tell you to eat less or exercise.. Actually I want you to eat MORE, you look shocked I know... I am a dietician because I love to control peoples lives, I am a sadist. I want to watch you gain FOR ME. I want you to go against any other doctor, for me. I want to watch you binge and spiral under my control.