I know this day must be hard for you sweetie, all the years of loneliness, all the years of sadness. Questioning, why aren’t women interested in me, why can’t I get a date? Well, it’s simple sweetie, the universe made a little mistake, you are in a boy’s body, but you were never meant to be a girl. That’s why it sent me. Your angel. I am here to correct the universe’s mistake, I am here to transition you the way you were always meant to be. The universe doesn’t give you what you ask, it provides you what you need. So let’s get you locked up down there, and we can start you on your special journey.