I brought a delicious lunch today, two juicy apples and a big thick banana to enjoy - but I had no idea they were sentient! Imagine my surprise when I took a bite from an apple and heard it cry out "NOOO DON'T EAT ME PLEASE!!!". I couldn't help but laugh at the silly pleas and tiny voice, begging for a mercy it would never receive. I don't care how much you cry, little boys, I'm going to gobble you up anyway! I chomp, crunch and slurp, quickly and roughly taking chunks out of the delicious little beings and swallowing them. I hear them softly screaming inside my mouth and throat, but it only makes them taste sweeter somehow. How does it feel to be humiliated and eaten by a girl? Hahaha. Silly little ones, thinking you could ever escape my sharp teeth, mouth and stomach. You're MINE. After the apples, it's on to the banana. I discover it too is alive and terrified after watching me eat it's fruity friends. It's quivering flesh and whimpers make me giggle as I mock and torment it, drawing out the fun as I tease it. Taking bites and nibbles out of it's length and slurping at it's flesh with my wet tongue. Honestly, they should feel lucky to be eaten by a beautiful woman like myself. It's better than they deserve.