Life is hard sweetie, being all big and having to make decisions. So much easier to just be a little thing in diapers and a crib. I know this day must be hard for you, all the years of loneliness, all the years of sadness. Questioning, why aren’t women interested in me, why can’t I get a date? Well, it’s simple sweetie, the universe made a little mistake, you are in a boy’s body, but you were never meant to be a boy. That’s why it sent me. Your angel. I am here to correct the universe’s mistake, I am here to transition you the way you were always meant to be. I am here to give you the diapers, the pacifiers, the cribs and the padding that we both know you’ve always wanted deep down. The universe doesn’t give you what you ask, it provides you what you need. So let’s get you locked up down there, and we can start you on your special journey.