You are one of the lucky ones who despite having a dick the size of a chapstick tube, you have somehow managed to trick someone into being your girlfriend/wife/partner. But that doesn't mean you get to be happy. You will prepare your partner a lovely valentines gift, and then tonight she will leave you to go out and have fun with a real man, to get some real dick. Meanwhile, you will stay home and stroke your puny little cock and hope she is gracious enough to tell you all about it when she gets home.