*Custom Request* How dare you attempt to fail Me from your class! It isn’t My fault, but yours. You are a terrible teacher and it is long overdue for you to receive a lesson of your own. That should explain why when you open your eyes you are a mere few inches tall. I shrunk you and I will continue to shrink you until you are the perfect size to be properly punished. Once I’ve made you a speck of a man, I pluck you up and shove you into the hard crevices of the soles of My purple Converse. With your puny face buried into the tough rubber, maybe you will begin to learn something. If you had been a better teacher or even My favorite teacher, you could've been shrunken down and living in the warmth of My shoes. That privilege doesn’t exist for you. I mercilessly toy with you, threatening to crush you alive but I end up settling on a different end for you. I am going to swallow you. I must admit, with fear and regret painted all over your face, you’re kind of cute, teach! Not cute enough to not eat though.