You’ve signed up to take part in a new clinical trial and after a brief stint of waiting in an exam room, a gorgeous brunette beauty of a doctor walks in to greet you. She graciously thanks you for partaking in the advancement of science and the medical field, but then it’s down to business. Quickly grabbing your vitals, she seems eager to have you disrobe and show her your body. You slip your medical gown off and she lets out a small yet audible gasp and makes a cute quip about what a furry figure you’re sporting and then brings up how she’ll need to get rid of all that hair. You begin to stammer and protest, but she sternly yet professionally reminds you of the contract you signed when joining this study and that the fine print clearly states “hair removal by any means necessary”. The beautiful physician reassures you that it’s absolutely necessary and she’ll even perform the process herself. Using heavy whirring clippers and sharp metal tweezers she takes every single strand from your naked exposed body, leaving behind a beautiful blank canvas. A perfect hairless specimen that she can poke and prod easily without any straggly strands getting in her way…