You're a relatively good looking guy who is funny and charismatic. Women are attracted to you and you are particularly fond of your cute new co-worker at the office. I have news for you though: you're not worthy of the company of women. Why? C'mon now... you know why... your dick is too small! It's nearly micro! There is no way you can pleasure a woman with that thing and therefore you must be denied. I'm talking a steel chastity cage denied. Lock it up anytime you are around women so you don't feel tempted to flirt or engage with them. Your dick is too small and you are therefore not worthy. Get that through your head already.