You know, you're such a pitiful little man, aren't you? You're so weak. So fragile. So utterly pathetic. You can't even accept the fact that women are your equals. That they're just as capable and intelligent as you are. Oh no, that would be too much for you to handle. You're just so terribly inconsequential. Do you want to know something? I find it absolutely hilarious that you're stroking your dick right now. I mean, can you even believe it? You're jacking off to porn while I'm telling you how much you need to become a feminist. Do you even know what that word means? Do you know that you're a part of the problem? The patriarchy. The very thing that oppresses women and turns them into objects. And here you are, stroking your dick to those very images you're helping to promote. But let me tell you something, my dear. I'm not done with you yet. Oh no, you're not going to get away with this. You see, I'm going to make you see the error of your ways. I'm going to make you accept feminism. No matter how much you protest, no matter how loud you shout, I will not stop.