All light-hearted fun and giggles. You, my BF, have a super sensitive little penis and I LOVE to tease you about it. I'm so lucky you're understanding of my needs. What with my higher sex drive and everything. I get a lot of fucking in with a regular I met on Tinder. It got me thinking tho, given how quickly you come, you get a lot less "penis in vagina" time than any other guy. Lets break it down to actual figures. Somewhere in the 20-30 seconds per week range? And my Tinder date, oh gosh, what is that a twenty MINUTE fuck session? Plus he's like, twice your size. Do they count as 1.5x or 2x time because there's just way more penis? You know what. I'm getting together with a regular fuckbuddy later, a guy that is definitely a 2x size kind of guy who lasts. If you're a good boy and cum in your boxers, maybe I'll let you listen from the guest room and you can time the encounter (for science, obviously, to have good measurements).