Welcome to the Beta Loser Club, beta loser! You must be wondering what this little club is all about! See, I have to deal with hundreds of little beta losers like you all the time! Desperately trying to get my attention and serve me, and frankly it got ANNOYING! So I made a little club to put all you little collected losers into! But not just ANY OLD LOSER can join! Only the most submissive, obedient, and depraved little betas are allowed. And only if . . you successfully complete my HAZING RITUAL. You need to prove that you're willing to go through unending humiliating at my hand if you're trying to the club!