I think I want to just stay in and watch a movie tonight, that good with you? Okay, wait... You're acting really weird. What is going on? Oh my god, are you... Are you having an awkward boner over me right now? Okay, we need to have a serious talk about this later. But in the meantime... You can wack your dick off if you need. Whatever, it's not weird, I'm giving you permission... and NO. I will not be joining you... Okay maybe I will. But I'm making a bet out of it, and I intend to WIN.