You pick all the wrong kinds of women and your matriarch has seen and heard enough. After helping you end your last relationship, she tells you if you’re to continue living under her roof (which you have to in the economy), she will be helping you pick a new partner. One of the best ways to assure you don’t fuck it up is to make sure you can’t fuck at all via a specialty chastity device! She places it on you and tells you not to be embarrassed as she’s seen it before and she will have to help you clean it every so often anyway. With the cage on, you’ll have to make logical decisions which she will still be helping as she vets and researches all the girls she wants you to see on dates this coming month. You’ll be doing this for the next month, perhaps longer depending on the candidates. Yes, you’ll be horny and leaky and hard but you’ll survive. Now it’s time to pick out date pants that hide that large cage between your thighs!