I’m getting dinner with your girlfriend tonight, I hope you don’t mind I got here early! I was thinking…you and I could have some fun? Your girlfriend tells me all about her sex life, and I want to have the same fun she’s having! You pull down your pants, and I realize she’s NOT talking about you! Your cock is pathetic, small, and disgusting. I've seen clits bigger! Your girlfriend has been cheating on you with much BIGGER cocks!