I recently dyed my hair black so I am still getting used to it. I ask you if you like my new hair, and proceed to burp and fart for you while wearing my recent marathon yoga pants. My butt muscles are so strong. I can flex them and bounce them. It's all of the distance running and bicycling I do daily. Wanna see my ass checks flex up and down as I burp and fart for you? Of course you do! Enjoy!